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Close second place!
" ... and your point is?"
"Sheesh, this is like ‘War and Peace’ compared to the Marketing for Dummies edition."
"Could you have a one-pager on this by Monday?"
"Why didn't they put more pictures in this thing?"
“I’m thinking, how hard can it be? You do it.”
Chelsea Milling Company
"Do you have anything less complicated?"
"Fred !I am not a Dummy...but can I borrow this book for a couple of days?"
"Why did they ship the drums upside down?? It's not in the book."
"I finished “Supply Chain Management for Idiots” last week…I think I’m ready to take on this more advanced material."
Brian K. Frank CSCP, SCOR/P
“Do you have a minute? I’ve got a few questions”
Rapids Process Equipment
"Perhaps I should be working for you"
"It says here that 'analytics' are key...I want to see all your analytics before you go home tonight."
"It's 50 pages of content, 500 pages of acronym definitions!"
GENERAL CABLE INDUSTRIES
"Thank you for your suggestion that I should read this. I have always said people can do whatever they like on their last day on the job."
Dwight Boehm, P.Log
CF Managing Movement
"So what I want to do is increase turns and lower our carry cost. Says so right here in the book!"
David K. Schneider
David K Schneider & Company, LLC
"All this says is in the end is "Wadda ya have, Wadda ya need, Wadda ya gotta get?"
The Coca-Cola Company
"This is looks easy. Why are you always telling me it is so difficult?
Earl W. Engleman, C.P.M.
"It basically says to skip the details and just “Kick you the VP of supply chain’s butt to reach your goals.”
"So to summarize what I’ve learned, our costs should be 20% lower, our inventory should be reduced by 30%."