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"And that will conclude my supply chain software for big box retailers demonstration. Any questions?"
“Before this, I sold software. Actually a very similar job.”
“This is just like the ones I’ve sold to companies in Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, and Brockway!”
(Shamelessly stolen from a classic Simpson’s episode.)
“The fairies are parking the car…they’ll be right in to start our sales presentation.”
“And this brings me to the really exciting part…”
USANA Health Sciences (NZ) Corporation
“Your proposal sounds intriguing, but we're going with "Supply Chain Silver Bullet” instead."
“The Home Office and our team of Supply Chain consultants have developed the "answer." Gather your staff to start implementation ...”
"Just in from Hogwarts Industries Inc...now...where do you guys keep your brooms?"
"Do we install this before or after the Marketing Forecast Madness module?"
"Great! No more forecast error, low fill rates...by the way, who is Pandora Software?"
HBC Supply Chain Optimization
“Just watch! This baby takes care of all of those nasty safety stock and service level issues.”
David K. Schneider & Associates
"This is the prototype. It has some kinks, but everybody is talking about it!"
“Great! My crystal ball has finally arrived. It’s the new approach to forecast accuracy.”
"For my next trick, I will make your inbound freight costs disappear."
"We used to call it "Supply Chain Management."... Then we realized that most of the things we do can't be rationally explained.”
Demand Clarity Inc.
"Hey Dave, look what I bought! Do you mind putting this together for me?"
“Now when I lift the box, there’s the ROI. That’s the magic part!”
"Sure, I made my targets this year, but next year I'm going to need this...”
“You're just going to have to trust us on this one, but basically we've taken all the "Out of the Box" thinking and repackaged it.”
Graphic Packaging International, Inc.
"And to think it was right here in this box all along!"