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"I see the right quantity in the right place at the right time."
Tim Kopaniasz
Heinz North America
"The crystal ball didn't work... Let's give these a try."
Debra Martin
Shopko
"Okay, I'm ready! Hand me the On Time Fill Rate report!"
Jeff Harrop
Demand Clarity
"Our supply chain visibility solution costs only $39.95, plus tax – and it requires no installation, integration, or maintenance."
Steve Hopper
Inviscid Consulting
"Finally, we can have a supply chain vision!"
Chadi AL-Haj Kaddour
DigitalNet L.L.C
"When I put these on I see containers flying like pigs!"
(We're not exactly sure what this means, but we like it anyways.)
David K. Schneider
David K Schneider & Company, LLC
"This sounds even better than the previous consultant’s idea!"
Jeff Joyce
Ringside, Inc.
"I’m not sure why, but the software vendor said to wear these in the demo!"
Chris Gittleman
Manhattan Associates, Inc.
"The vendor said these glasses would expose our supply chain problems … But when I put them on, all I can see is you."
(Took us a second to get this one, but then we liked it!)
Greg Weigel
American Woodmark Corporation
“Finally, a network visibility solution that fits our capital budget.”
Eric Hinkle
Servigistics, Inc.
"After 25 years here, you get a free pair."
Alan Rosenblatt
Kewill
"The supply chain pundits love them."
Ted Jaworski
Survival Systems International
“We give out these glasses when senior leadership comes up with another one of their grand schemes.”
Edgar A. Gartley IV
"What you see is what you get."
Trevor Miles
Kinaxis
"The supply quality manager says if we wear these, all charts turn to GREEN."
Rick Heimbaugh
Boeing Portland
“They’re a little blurry...you can see lead time or quantity but not both.”
Marty Gibson
Avnet Inc
"IT says we need expensive software to improve our supply chain visibility. I found these glasses on line for $1.99."
Joe Farinacci
Integrated Horticultural Alliance
"Yes, this is the forecasting tool we’ve been waiting for…unfortunately they aren’t available with rose colored lenses."
Greg Mack
Best Buy
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