Other Good Entries:
"You forgot one! "MBF – Management by Fad"
With credit to my friend, Jim Tompkins!
John M. Hill
TranSystems
"John, this is not an eye chart, it is our long-term vision."
Bill Dunmead
Novamex
"No Gary, you can't buy a vowel, don't call me Vanna, and this is not the wheel of IT Logistics"
John Pellizzetti
CEO RTF do Brasil
"Now DMAIC all that!"
Thys Visser
Limited Brands
“With our budget we bought a can of Alphabet Soup. From the letters, these were all the projects we came up with, but there is no money left for implementation.”
Rick C.
Consumer Goods Company
"Hello, I am Ms Lingo the acronym instructor."
Rick Laws
SAIC
"When you unscramble the letters it says, “ship stuff faster”…."
(almost picked this as a winner!)
Hugh Guingrich
Meijer
"Did anyone bring their secret decoder ring with them?"
Tim Crouser
icepts
"Ok, ready? To the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexbealidocius!" One, Two, Three, Four!"
Dan Hoffses
LL Bean
"TLA? What does TLA mean?”
Bob Collins
APICS
"Pat, can I buy a vowel?"
Bill Davis
Lowes
"Could someone please text this to their kid for a quick translation?"
Rick Hollingsworth
The Coca-Cola Company
"Any questions?"
Laurie Bohn
American Lamprecht Transport Inc.
“Dazzle them with good service or baffle them with BS? Those are our choices.”
David M. Love
Custom Culinary
"Come on people, just 5 more acronyms to confuse the Leadership Council, or risk being reorganized under Marketing."
Scott F. Claus
Cardinal Health
“Does anyone else have a name suggestion for the boss’s new baby?”
Sean Murphy, CPIM
“Hello. My name is Alice. I am a supply chain professional and I am addicted to acronyms.”
Ken McKeever
PLS Logistics Services
"We have been commissioned with the roll out of the next project: E-I-E-I-O”
Russ Thorne CPIM, CSCP
Cargill Incorporated
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