Other Good Entries:
“Unfortunately, it says we reached peak efficiency in 1997.”
Scott McKenzie
OfficeMax
(a close second place! Rest in random order)
“This is the last time I buy anything from those loud, fast talking TV pitchmen.”
Andy Higgins
Boeing
“Can that be true, the shipment arrived before it shipped?”
Bill Hippe
enVista
“If this doesn’t work, at least we will have something new to blame.”
Jay Sullivan
Best Buy
“The part we get from the company down the street is now being routed through China for consolidation.”
R. Denise Noling
Quality Bicycle Products
“With the Optimizer now working, the Planning Department will focus on Friday fun-days and quarterly team-building events.”
John A. Lemire
Keough
“Thinking inside of the box just doesn’t work…”
Greg Weigel
American Woodmark Corporation
“Of course it’s not compatible with our ERP…”
Jason O’Mahony
ParknPool
“GREAT! It recommends we place the new DC in Key West!”
Thys Vissar
Limited Logistics
“Why does it always say "no feasible solution"?
Bennett Foster
Dupont
“Don’t worry…if you can’t plan…you can always expedite!”
Dillard Myers
Cisco
“We didn’t want to reinvent the wheel, but getting Harold into the box was a challenge.”
Tom Harman
Umarex
"The system message says we need to upgrade to Supply Chain Optimizer 2.0 which has been on backorder for six weeks..."
Neil Swartz
Toyota
“When they said the Optimizer was like black Box, I didn’t believe it.”
Sachin Shetty
Infosys
“If you really want to be impressed, you should watch this thing play Tetris!”
Dan Hoffses
LL Bean
“See, you move this piece here, than that piece there, then… checkmate!”
Tom Napier
Rogers
“Well Sally, I think we are encountering one of those “it looked better on paper” moments.”
Maureen M. McGrath
MS LOGISTICS LTD.
“Let’s keep this under our hats. If anyone finds out this thing works, we’ll both be out of a job!”
Wil Biscardi
Director of Information Systems
“Oh Great! According to this, all we have to do is make our Supplier the End User.”
Michael A. Repshas
DisneyStore.com
“So when do the savings start?”
Bob Kimmell
Shapiro & Company
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