Almost Winners:
“It's like what Confucius said, "Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day in your life.""
Vipin Vishnu
Beroe Consulting
“We have to lay someone off. We could use metrics, but it’s more entertaining to watch them battle it out.”
Matthew C. Erion
Parksite Inc.
Other Excellent Entries
“We were not able to retrofit the laser scanners with RFID readers, but I believe the warehouse staff found a use for them.”
John Nickerson
Pharmascience Inc.
“I really thought it would it would be better not having to have HR intervene for anger management!”
Cindy DeGrange
Hughes Network Systems, LLC
“I’d hate to see what would happen if we switched to Pick To Light”
Sean Herwaldt
Owens Corning
“Since we got these new Laser Guns product damage has skyrocketed.”
Dennis MacDonald
Georgia Pacific
"Putting in extreme efforts, but just missing the targets."
Munish Sharma
"This explains why our LMS is reporting a 5000% increase in activity.”
Steven.Mihalik
Whirlpool
“RFID would cure all this….”
Joe Colunga
Ralph Lauren
“Perhaps we should return after break time.”
Paul Phelps
Molex
“Someone please call a truce so we can get some work done.”
Dale Stout
“We just hired a consultant to figure out why we didn’t get the productivity gains expected from the new wireless system.”
Marc Schmitt
EJ Gallo
"When the sales person said they had an effective range up to 25 feet, we thought she meant we could scan the top tier of pallets."
David Armstrong
“And they said “the workers may resist the new technology”… I think they are catching on just fine.”
Brad Henderson
Sobey’s
“It’s the Wild, Wild Warehouse around here.”
Pete Nedza
Wolters Kluwer
"Sales are a little slow this month.”
Dwayne A Wildhagen
Springs Window Fashions, LLC
“We find scan accuracy has improved 50% ever since we started this new program. “
Wil Biscardi
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
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