"Our software vendor is offering a new "Hindsight" module."
"Remember, if it wasn't for demand variability, we'd all be out of our jobs."
"The definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
"Forecast at a greater frequency - like for the next four hours."
"The right idea could win a Nobel Prize"
"Didn't we forecast this meeting for next Tuesday?"
"It's going to be a long, long day."
"We could acquire a time machine."
"There's crystal ball, Ouija board, Tarot cards, lucky dart, tea leaves, mojo bean, old dry bones, rabbit's foot…."
Pittco Global Sourcing Group
"All my good ideas are on back order."
Colorado Springs, CO
"I use interpretive dance to express a forecast. It really works, conveying the highs and the lows. And they can't pin a variance to actuals."
"Throwing darts at numbers left too many holes in the wall."
"Just make it so darn confusing it can't really be measured."