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"I understand that his brother is the hiring manager."

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"I understand it aced the oral interview."

Paul Krumhaus
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"It wants to know if he will be eligible for incentive pay based on productivity."

Gerry Mullen
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"What's his resume say about his previous experience?"

Jeff W. Gilbert
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"He says the recruiting agent told him to dress appropriately for the interview!"

Mark Mosby
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"What do you mean you won't work weekends?"

Stephen Edwards
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"How do we handle the drug test samples?"

Jay Kamin
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"I know the job posting said, 'automation experience preferred,' but this is not what I expected."

Mike Challman
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"I heard HR wants to offer him a signing bonus."

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"I guess the charging cord determines whether it is male or female?"

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