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"We are making progress - at least the forecast for forecast accuracy is spot on."

Colin Pereira
Parts Unknown

"Isn't that crystal ball we gave you working?"

Fred Apfel
Toys R' Us

"Can we move beyond this touchy-feely stuff?"

Dave Kevane
PG&E

"The Magic 8 ball is really broken."

Stephanie Haller
Bradshaw International

"What if we just rotated the chart by 90 degrees?"

Cody Stocks
Micron

"If you average it out we are spot on."

Leonard Ladislaw
Ltapparel

"There's a sort of synchronicity here, if you think about it."

Dale Lewison
Racine, WI

"We just need to divide by pi."

Alice Denholm
Twinsburg, OH

"The new 8-Ball app simply doesn't work as well as the real thing."

Michael B. Huss
Group

"Just stop inviting marketing to the consensus meeting."

Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic

"Forecast accuracy improves in direct correlation to its distance from usefulness."

Richard Sherman
Gold & Domas Research

"He doesn't understand the universal forecast theory – either you're lucky or you're wrong."

Sue B. Brittain
Graybar

"So, you're saying we are going to need to short some orders?"

Codye Satterwhite
JDA Software

"Don't blame yourselves. Sales is moving the wrong stuff."

George Crawford
Graybar