| Special Warehouse Management System Consultant Entries
"So, how many WMS consultants do you need to screw in the new system?"
and
"Do you want to borrow my WMS to English Dictionary?" (This was almost a winner.)
David Schneider
Schneider & Associates
"I hope we own the source code."
John Hill
St. Onge
"It's said to be harder than Quantum Physics."
David Meyers
Tompkins International
"It was easier to understand when it was all custom code."
Steve Hopper
StoneCross Group
Other Great Entries:
"I don't have the heart to tell him that is only volume 1 of 10."
Wil Biscardi
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"I knew we should have bought the installation package."
Kirk Peterson
UniSea
"WMS also stands for 'Where Migraines Start.'"
Bill Davis
Lowes
"The hard work was selecting Acme, what's his problem?"
Paul Krumhaus
Automated Movement and Identification Solutions
"Johnson cracks that manual open every now and again and then closes it right back up."
Jason Leesman
Harrisburg, PA
"We were told it was plug and play."
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
Printpack Inc.
"He's been sitting like that for seven months."
Allie Bockman
Riverside, CA
"Order a copy of 'WMS for Dummies' immediately."
Jorge Barnett Lawton
"Where is the EASY button?"
Greg Weigel
American Woodmark Corporation
"How much are we paying for this consultant anyway?"
Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic
"Let's just use the demo config."
Aaron Sharp
Industrial Product Company
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