Other Really Goods Ones:  
  
"Will they ever learn that 'Not a problem' is not an answer?" 
John M. Hill 
  TranSystems 
 
   
"I better change my Implementation Timeline slide." 
Brian Fish 
  CHAINalytics 
 “It’s starting to get pretty crowded down in that hole.” 
 
Tom Hammann 
  General Mills, Inc. 
 
 "Looks like they need someone who could have forecasted that." 
Marly Hazen 
  CTSI-Global 
 “I told him not to mention the price first!” 
James R. Stock 
  University of South Florida 
 
 "Now that’s dynamic slotting!" 
John Reichert 
  TECSYS 
 
 "He models himself after Judge Roy Bean." 
 
George Crawford 
  Graybar 
 "Ours is simple. Just plug and plaaaaaaayyyyyyyy..." 
 
David Hegranes 
 "He mentioned something about being the one that implemented the order management system for Foxmeyer Drug" 
     
    Joe Oliver 
    Nice Pak Products' 
  
Editor's Note: This refers to a major supply chain software disaster that led Foxmeyer, a large drug wholesaler, to go out of business in the mid-1990s.  
 “It's endurance testing to ensure they can last until go-live.” 
Joanne Gorski, CFPIM, CSCP 
  Fox Valley Technical College 
 "I'm hoping it just wasn't a good fit." 
Dave Steighner 
  Red Gold 
 
 "He said "synergy" one too many times." 
 
Catherine Ochse 
  Graybar 
 "What did he say their price was?" 
 
Dwayne A Wildhagen C.P.I.M. 
  Springs Window Fashions LLC 
 
 “Okay, okay, we’ll do it for freeeeeeeeeeee…” 
 
Chris L. Attardo 
RedPrairie 
 
 "He forgot to say “Yes” to the last question." 
  
Steve Parr  
  Kraft Foods Europe 
 
 “That’s what he gets for asking what the requirements are.” 
 
Hugh D Kinney 
  The Progress Group 
 “NEXT!!!” 
 
Vikesh Daya 
  Universal Water Solutions 
and (separately) 
Rita Dauka 
  Otto Bock HealthCare 
 
 "I'm thinking I should have actually read the RFP." 
 
Mark Wells  
 "I’m glad I didn’t wear a skirt." 
     
    Dean Atkinson 
    Bobcat Company 
  
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