Other Really Goods Ones:
"Will they ever learn that 'Not a problem' is not an answer?"
John M. Hill
TranSystems
"I better change my Implementation Timeline slide."
Brian Fish
CHAINalytics
“It’s starting to get pretty crowded down in that hole.”
Tom Hammann
General Mills, Inc.
"Looks like they need someone who could have forecasted that."
Marly Hazen
CTSI-Global
“I told him not to mention the price first!”
James R. Stock
University of South Florida
"Now that’s dynamic slotting!"
John Reichert
TECSYS
"He models himself after Judge Roy Bean."
George Crawford
Graybar
"Ours is simple. Just plug and plaaaaaaayyyyyyyy..."
David Hegranes
"He mentioned something about being the one that implemented the order management system for Foxmeyer Drug"
Joe Oliver
Nice Pak Products'
Editor's Note: This refers to a major supply chain software disaster that led Foxmeyer, a large drug wholesaler, to go out of business in the mid-1990s.
“It's endurance testing to ensure they can last until go-live.”
Joanne Gorski, CFPIM, CSCP
Fox Valley Technical College
"I'm hoping it just wasn't a good fit."
Dave Steighner
Red Gold
"He said "synergy" one too many times."
Catherine Ochse
Graybar
"What did he say their price was?"
Dwayne A Wildhagen C.P.I.M.
Springs Window Fashions LLC
“Okay, okay, we’ll do it for freeeeeeeeeeee…”
Chris L. Attardo
RedPrairie
"He forgot to say “Yes” to the last question."
Steve Parr
Kraft Foods Europe
“That’s what he gets for asking what the requirements are.”
Hugh D Kinney
The Progress Group
“NEXT!!!”
Vikesh Daya
Universal Water Solutions
and (separately)
Rita Dauka
Otto Bock HealthCare
"I'm thinking I should have actually read the RFP."
Mark Wells
"I’m glad I didn’t wear a skirt."
Dean Atkinson
Bobcat Company
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