Other Good Ones:
"Ironically, there's a pile of these things cluttering up my office."
Dan Hoffses
LL Bean
(Close second place!)
"Flip it over. Maybe the other side is in English."
Laura Willey
Trinity Customized Logistics
"It’s all Greek to me, too, but they assured me this is the English version."
Eric Hinkle
Servigistics, Inc.
"The Boss said we have to read this thing, and take a multiple choice test - whoever scores highest gets to keep his job."
Michael R. Albert
Jacobson Companies
“I personally plan on achieving seven sigma.”
Ron Lilek
Boardwalktech, Inc.
"I looked up the term "bottleneck" in this report's glossary and found my picture! But when I looked up the term "inefficient", I found YOUR picture."
Brian Frank
Booz Allen Hamilton
"One word: Ninjas."
Marly M. C. Hazen
CTSI-Global
“Talk fast, quote Vince Lombardi, Ronald Reagan and Deepak Chopra, and whatever you do, don’t ask for questions."
Pat Johnson
Michael Foods
"Perfect. Now we can level the table in the break room."
Mark Campbell
First Quality Products
“Is this in the last installment of ‘Harry Potter’?”
Ed Pound
Factory Physics
"Oh, THIS ought to be interesting!"
Bill Davis
Lowes
"Now we have a manual and procedure to inform us we can't do it."
Cindy Grimshaw
EMC Corporation
"No thanks. I already saw a Toyota commercial today."
Bill Russo
"Mike, this book is full of typos."
David Counts
Graybar Corporate Purchasing
"No, Herb, it’s not talking about you…it’s a different ‘Herbie’."
Fred Schafer
Ingersoll Rand
(Note: This is also very witty.)
The Boss attended a seminar last week, so just read it ok?"
Kevin R. Clark
Western Digital
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