Other Good Entries:
"The file was way too large for his Kindle."
Barry W. Jones
“Yeah, it’s sad - we just discovered George frozen this way."
“Stew is desperately looking for a loophole so he doesn’t have to add another cubby-hole to his back wall.”
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
“Must not be too bad. He pulls out a microscope for the really fine print.”
General Mills, Inc.
“I am kind of worried about that book Vender is suppose to be spelled Vendor you would think the compliance guy would catch that.”
Earl W. Engleman, C.P.M.
Corporate Strategic Sourcing
"Milton? We're moving you downstairs until the audit is over. Take your stapler."
Land O'Lakes, Inc
“He's trying to find the actual cost penalties. Not easy.”
Retail Supply Chain
"Sometimes, when the light shines through that window at the right angle and he has the magnifying glass turned backwards, he sets his nose on fire!"
Dwight Boehm, P.Log
CF Managing Movement
"We treat him as a kind of 'compliance guard dog' around here but I still find it freaky when he totally freezes and makes those weird growling sounds like that."
IT Tralee, Ireland
"Wait, isn't that John from accounting?"
"The old saw is spot on – “the small print taketh away.”
"We were not in compliance because the shipment was going to DC #3 and their label requirements are significantly different from DC #2 across the street."
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
"Really, it’s not the fine print, it’s the 100 pages duplication and contradictory requirements."
Kevin R. Clark
Western Digital, Branded