Other Good Entries:
"Let's punt and hope the competition fumbles."
Duane (Dewey) Stevens
Fox Valley Technical College
"Can we just say 'lower costs' and head for the bar?"
Bryan Geary
Parts Unknown
"They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery."
Brian K. Frank
Booz|Allen|Hamilton
"If I had known there was going to be a test, I would have studied for it."
Ron Routh
Emerson
“When is lunch?”
Jeff Givens
Best Buy
“Folks, the board simply will not accept a strategy of “Wait and See” again this year."
Jack Everett
Triad Logistics Partners, LLC
"We should strengthen our vertical spenucularity while simultaneously loosening our horizontal granularity. Does everyone agree?"
Brian Hayden,
IT Tralee, Ireland
"Amazingly, after the Christmas break, Ralph’s stupid strategies for 2011 seem to make perfect sense."
Dean Atkinson
Bobcat Company
“No staff, no strategy. Dust off the 2010 plan."
Gemma Fillmore
Medco Health Solutions
“Can we finish implementing last year's strategy first?”
Earl W. Engleman, C.P.M.
Corporate Strategic Sourcing
"I understand the supply chain thing but how does it fit with a strategy?"
Daryl Adams
MI Windows and Doors, Inc.
"Isn’t that the same one we used in 2010?"
Steve Trecha
Integrated Strategies Inc.
“I propose this year we not resolve the inventory vs. service level challenge with a coin toss.”
Lisa C. Williams
The Dow Chemical Company
“Didn’t we outsource this too?”
Robert Mack
Extron Logistics
“Any Questions?”
Bradley Alm
H.E.B.
"According to the Mayan calendar the world will end in December 2012. Why bother?"
Paul Huppertz
The Progress Group
"This is the first time in several years where we've been approved to use the word "Strategy" rather than 'Survival.'"
John Pellizzetti
RTF do Brasil
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