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Close second place!
"I see the right quantity in the right place at the right time."
Heinz North America
"The crystal ball didn't work... Let's give these a try."
"Okay, I'm ready! Hand me the On Time Fill Rate report!"
"Our supply chain visibility solution costs only $39.95, plus tax – and it requires no installation, integration, or maintenance."
"Finally, we can have a supply chain vision!"
Chadi AL-Haj Kaddour
"When I put these on I see containers flying like pigs!"
(We're not exactly sure what this means, but we like it anyways.)
David K. Schneider
David K Schneider & Company, LLC
"This sounds even better than the previous consultant’s idea!"
"I’m not sure why, but the software vendor said to wear these in the demo!"
Manhattan Associates, Inc.
"The vendor said these glasses would expose our supply chain problems … But when I put them on, all I can see is you."
(Took us a second to get this one, but then we liked it!)
American Woodmark Corporation
“Finally, a network visibility solution that fits our capital budget.”
"After 25 years here, you get a free pair."
"The supply chain pundits love them."
Survival Systems International
“We give out these glasses when senior leadership comes up with another one of their grand schemes.”
Edgar A. Gartley IV
"What you see is what you get."
"The supply quality manager says if we wear these, all charts turn to GREEN."
“They’re a little blurry...you can see lead time or quantity but not both.”
"IT says we need expensive software to improve our supply chain visibility. I found these glasses on line for $1.99."
Integrated Horticultural Alliance
"Yes, this is the forecasting tool we’ve been waiting for…unfortunately they aren’t available with rose colored lenses."