Other Great Entries:
"You know white collar salary reductions are coming soon."
"Who do you think will be voted off the island this year?"
"If we added more QA, we wouldn't have to ship as much."
"You said there would be donuts."
"I heard this is a pre-emptive strike - McKinsey is coming in next week."
"What if we did pick-up only?"
Fountain Tire Place
"We moved to this when management suggested just eliminating logistics."
FMC Technologies, Inc.
"This is typically where we sacrifice our 3PL person."
"My name is Marvin. It has been 3 months since my last meeting to brainstorm ideas to reduce logistics costs."
PLS Logistics Services