“It's like what Confucius said, "Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day in your life.""
“We have to lay someone off. We could use metrics, but it’s more entertaining to watch them battle it out.”
Matthew C. Erion
Other Excellent Entries
“We were not able to retrofit the laser scanners with RFID readers, but I believe the warehouse staff found a use for them.”
“I really thought it would it would be better not having to have HR intervene for anger management!”
Hughes Network Systems, LLC
“I’d hate to see what would happen if we switched to Pick To Light”
“Since we got these new Laser Guns product damage has skyrocketed.”
"Putting in extreme efforts, but just missing the targets."
"This explains why our LMS is reporting a 5000% increase in activity.”
“RFID would cure all this….”
“Perhaps we should return after break time.”
“Someone please call a truce so we can get some work done.”
“We just hired a consultant to figure out why we didn’t get the productivity gains expected from the new wireless system.”
"When the sales person said they had an effective range up to 25 feet, we thought she meant we could scan the top tier of pallets."
“And they said “the workers may resist the new technology”… I think they are catching on just fine.”
“It’s the Wild, Wild Warehouse around here.”
"Sales are a little slow this month.”
Dwayne A Wildhagen
Springs Window Fashions, LLC
“We find scan accuracy has improved 50% ever since we started this new program. “
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.