Other Great Captions
"He claims he's non-commission."
Grand Rapid, MI
"What, no blockchain?"
"Chinese suppliers didn't know how to enter the market, so they went with guy."
"Amazingly, his references check out."
"Are we on the Island of Misfit MHE Applications?"
"I don't have the heart to tell the Oompa Loompas they're being replaced."
Integra Life Sciences
"If you go with the bundle, I'll throw in an expert automation engineer."
"I'm surprised his company didn't send a cyborg."