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Other Great Captions
"We need to start recruiting stronger demand planners."
Alice Gant
Salt Lake City
"The losing side has to beta test the new software first!"
Vernon Griffin
Source One Management Services, LLC
"If it works again, there's talk it will be documented as a best practice."
Stacey Davenport
Overland Park, KS
"It's a little crude, but it has reduced the S&OP cycle by several days."
Darryl Rosen
New York City
"Ok, let's see who takes the beating this month for missing margin forecast by more than 10%."
Philip E. Bruns
Columbus Global
"Too bad this isn't a bench press competition you guys know operations does all the heavy lifting"
Nicole Mahaffey
Source One Management Services
"At least we had a chance when it was 'Rock, Paper, Scissors.'"
Brent Blackmon
United Warehouse
"This was plan B after the use of pistols was dismissed."
Jerry Saltzman
Pfizer
"Don't think this is what the CEO meant when he said, bring your team sprit to these meeting."
Richard Wells, CSCP
"The winner gets in the cage for a mixed martial arts contest with the inventory manager."
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
Printpack Inc.
"Ah, I thought you said these meetings were about joint working, not joints working."
Darren Smillie
The Butterfly Beats
"The loser calls the customer about our new transit schedule."
Peter McAllister
Toll
"I always felt healthy debate was critical to an effective S&OP, but this is a bit extreme."
Russell J. Miller
Solvay
"We need to change our hiring criteria to attract more muscles over domain."
Gagan Seth,CSCP
JDA Software
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration: it looks like perspiration is winning."
Dale Stout
Johnson & Johnson
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