Other Great Captions
"Typical vendor – it's mostly a hardware solution."
"I heard when you want to re-optimize you have to buy a new one."
"Let me get this straight ... It has a 6 month order lead-time, it's shipped in 10 separate parcels and I assemble it myself with tools I can order from your sister company?"
"Unfortunately, it said to get rid of you boss."
David "Mac" McCracken
International Supplier Quality Consultants
"It's hard to tell where the snake oil is dispensed."
"They shipped the coffee machine again."
"Cool Gadget. Where do I enter the outcomes?"
"I heard it was built by Mattel."
"You can order one from Amazon."
"Do you have one I can wear on my wrist?"
"Is assembly included, or does that cost extra?"
University of Michigan
"I wonder if this was made by SkyNet?"
"Weren't we told that we'd find all of our answers in 'The Cloud'!"
"Where is the remote?"
"The first solve recommended we never ship orders and now we're saving big time on freight!"
"Can you help with the implementation?"
Jeroen Van Duren
"Marty, have you seen our flux capacitor?"
Johnson & Johnson
"Yes but will it integrate it with our ERP?"
Derby Supply Chain Solutions
"The interface is clunky but then again so is our data."
"Do you have a more basic model?"
Arizona State University
"We can build one of these in-house for half the cost."