Other Great Captions:
"I wish they would replace the annoying sales guy with a robot"
"That dude used to sell diesel VWs."
"He's just keeps asking what you can afford for a monthly payment and says he'll work out the rest."
Bowling Green, KY
"HR is pushing robotics. They want to entirely replace the third shift."
They are interesting, but I hear the trade in value is poor."
"That one in the middle is an older model."
"I hear you can buy them on Amazon for less plus fee shipping."
Las Vegas, NV
"The boss still claims that Unit RBP-17 swiped his wallet during the demo."
Triad Logistics Partners
"....and you can run all three of them with just a smartphone!"
"It comes with a WaterPik attachment."
Colorado Springs, Colorado
"That salesman lost me when he said, 'but them's highway miles!'"
Pittco Global Sourcing Group LLC
"You know, we'd buy a lot more robots if it wasn't for the price haggling."