"We let go everyone in supply chain analytics, so we just boxed it up for our data warehouse."
Other Great Entries:
"Sum it up on one slide for the Executive Leadership meeting."
Coca-Cola North America
"We weighed it. It's scalable."
Marly Hazen McQuillen
"Someday, we are actually going to analyze it."
Juliana Gutiérrez Botero
"Every month they move it to a new department in hopes that someone can finally figure out what we could do with it."
Put it next to the ones marked RFID, EDI, CPI, ECR, and JIT."
"Think there's a genie in there?"
St. Onge Company
"And that's just from the last hour…"
National Retail Systems, Inc.
"The business intelligence closet is 3 doors down on the right."
"It over-forecasted its own demand."
"Looks like we are going to need more interns."
"Please don't tell me it's not all paper-based…"
"Somewhere in there, I am told, are all the answers…"
Salt Lake City
"I'm assigning you to lead the analysis."
"Now that we have it, what do we do with it?"
"I can't wait to see how my spreadsheet handles that."
"I thought it was supposed to come in a black box?"
"We got last year's data on sale…."