"Surely there must be some form of accounting trickery available."
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"When you wear these glasses, profit becomes irrelevant. I got them from Amazon."
Packaging Corporation of America
"Sell re-usable on-line shopping carts?"
"Intercept the Amazon drones and re-route them to our warehouse."
Apprise Consulting Ltd
"Out of the box maybe, but why don’t we charge enough to make a profit?"
"Can we outsource to Amazon?"
"My plan will depend on how often we are audited."
"What cable TV number is our eCommerce channel?"
Robert E. Surdan
"Just how many years out are we projecting here?"
"Have we tried applying an order picking surcharge?"
"Can we hide it in the Cloud?"