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"Sorry, I have to go now as I promised my fridge I would fill it up."

Melvyn Peters
Cranfield University

"I have a hard enough time getting the Wi-Fi to work."

Roger Jones
St. Louis

"There's a chip in his spectacles that cancels our lunch order if it doesn't detect three good ideas in the next 10 minutes!"

Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International

"Word is we have to stay until we list 5 ideas – it's going to be a long day."

Alicia Ricci
Delaware, OH

"Yesterday, my refrigerator told me I shouldn't be putting beer in the vegetable drawer."

Mike Drayton
LongTrail Brewing

"I am sure if we stay here long enough someone will come up with a good idea."

Mary Stomp
Orlando

"We'd better ask Al Gore."

Dale Stout
Colorado Springs, CO

"Hopefully his flip chart isn't IoT connected or this madness may never end!"

Tim Culhane
Coca-Cola Refresments Inc.

"I certainly hope he isn't going to DRONE on and on forever."

Bob McIntyre
DBK Concepts, Inc.

"I think the internet of things is blocked by the company's web-washer."

Steven A. Mihalik
Whirlpool

"Will it answer this question for us?"

Jeff W. Gilbert
Hallmark

"I hate the IoT. It caused my alarm clock to wake me up in time for this meeting."

Bill Russo
South Plainfield, NJ

"My TV is having a conversation with my toaster, but I am not sure how it applies."

William Guido
AFLCMC/WIOC