Other Great Entries:
"I hope that I'm not reading too much into the fact that only four of us in the department received these."
Paul Krumhaus
US Military
"Fred is mad because I told him that I bought his autobiography."
George Crawford
Graybar
"Anything in here that will help us through the next west coast port crisis?"
Bill Ferguson
Wagner Paint Smart
"Didn't we order these like a year ago?"
Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic
"I guess we're not as far along the maturity curve as we thought!"
Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International
"What if we actually had a look inside the book?"
Martin Thuresson
Oriflame Cosmetics
"Bad news boss. We ordered you the "Extreme Dummies" version and it turns out it's just a coloring book."
Jay Kamin
General Mills
"We finally made it to being a Cover Story!"
Jon Fricke
High Road Partners, Inc.
"This morning my kids gave me "Parenting for Dummies". Now this!"
Wil Biscardi
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP
"Do you think this is the management's way of telling us we over-promised again?"
Sean Herwaldt
ArmsteadRPS
"Look, it was meant to be a last resort, not the first, but things change."
Dean Sier
JDA Software
"Can we directly go to the chapter where we learn how to find good excuses for not delivering?"
Julien Bruxelle-Fradette
RONA
"What idiot bought these?"
Dale Stout
Colorado Springs, Colorado
"I guess this is payback for sleeping through his "It's all about the Supply Chain" video."
Sue B. Brittain
Graybar
"Isn't it the Dummies on the other end that make the supply chain so hard?"
Barry Garvin
Vestis Retail Group
"In the future, let's not use this as a manual for our customer collaboration engagements."
Ross Corthell
Packaging Corporation of America
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