Other Great Entries:
"I hope that I'm not reading too much into the fact that only four of us in the department received these."
"Fred is mad because I told him that I bought his autobiography."
"Anything in here that will help us through the next west coast port crisis?"
Wagner Paint Smart
"Didn't we order these like a year ago?"
"I guess we're not as far along the maturity curve as we thought!"
"What if we actually had a look inside the book?"
"Bad news boss. We ordered you the "Extreme Dummies" version and it turns out it's just a coloring book."
"We finally made it to being a Cover Story!"
High Road Partners, Inc.
"This morning my kids gave me "Parenting for Dummies". Now this!"
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP
"Do you think this is the management's way of telling us we over-promised again?"
"Look, it was meant to be a last resort, not the first, but things change."
"Can we directly go to the chapter where we learn how to find good excuses for not delivering?"
"What idiot bought these?"
Colorado Springs, Colorado
"I guess this is payback for sleeping through his "It's all about the Supply Chain" video."
Sue B. Brittain
"Isn't it the Dummies on the other end that make the supply chain so hard?"
Vestis Retail Group
"In the future, let's not use this as a manual for our customer collaboration engagements."
Packaging Corporation of America