Almost Winners:

"Is this mode supported by our TMS?"

Sean Herwaldt
Amsted RPS

"Here comes the fun part - get ready to catch!"

Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International

Other Great Entries:

"They keep going out and not coming back."

Tim Culhane
Coca-Cola Refreshments

"I wonder if it could deliver our sales manager to the monthly S&OP meetings?"

Greg Good
Cargill, Incorporated

"Personally, I don't think UPS has much to worry about."

Gerry Horning
Tyler, TX

"Well, there hangs our future."

Joel LaFrance
General Mills

"Come closer…..I'll show you how the package release button works."

Mike Merk
Grande Cheese Company

"Finding backhauls is a problem."

Ross Corthell
Packaging Corporation of America

"We're standing right next to you, couldn't you just hand it to us?"

Dominic Bentzel

"Personally, I'm still waiting for the Star Trek transporter."

Sandy Walsh
Intelligence Inc.

"I hear it's solar powered, so it'll keep droning on and on."

Marly Hazen McQuillen
CTSI-Global

"I hear now he's testing for collateral damage."

George Crawford
Graybar

"If customer A gets it instead of customer B, make sure B still gets a bill citing 'anticipatory shipping.'"

Apurva Agarwal
Cognizant Business Consulting

"Drones today, teleporting tomorrow."

Dean W. Wood
US Military

"His kid won't let him have the controls at home."

Jeff Gilbert
Hallmark

"Nothing can possibly go wrong here."

Jim Gordon
Babyganics

"That's great! But we're a rolled steel company."

Mike Albert
OHL

"How's it work if there is something actually in the box?"

David Morrow

"What will this do to our shipping and handling fees?"

Sue B. Brittain
Graybar

"Funding is conditional upon delivering the CEO his Starbucks."

Bruce Harper