Other Great Entries:
"Ha ha! We always have openings in demand planning!"
"Guess she didn't see that coming…."
"I warned her not to ask for an explanation of causal models."
"It used to be just a revolving door…."
"That thing always works just as forecast."
Marly Hazen McQuillen
"I was really pulling for her."
Johnson & Johnson
"Kind of reminds you of the old "Gong" show doesn't it?"
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"Which will hit first, her or the raw material write off?"
Coca-Cola Refreshments Inc.
"Advise HR the position is open yet again."
"Not what I expected when he said ‘This lever represents Q1 performance.'"
Honeywell Scanning & Mobility
"Looks like her forecasting skills have experienced a drop in demand."
R. Wyke Thornhill
"Is it too late to bring the rest of the S&OP team in here?"
"Survey says… forecast not good!"
"Well Charlie, congratulations on your promotion. Take the seat."
Nestlé Waters North America Inc.
"All that safety stock softens the landing."
"We actually consider that a form of demand lever."
"She beat the consensus forecast. We thought she'd be let go last month."
"We're now officially out of demand planners."
"That is a heck of a way to be sent to check on the numbers again!"
Derby Supply Chain Solutions