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"Ha ha! We always have openings in demand planning!"

Lou McBride

"Guess she didn't see that coming…."

Mike Challman

"I warned her not to ask for an explanation of causal models."

Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International

"It used to be just a revolving door…."

Marc Schmitt
EJ Gallo

"That thing always works just as forecast."


Marly Hazen McQuillen
CTSI-Global

"I was really pulling for her."

Dale Stout
Johnson & Johnson

"Kind of reminds you of the old "Gong" show doesn't it?"

Wil Biscardi
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.

"Which will hit first, her or the raw material write off?"

Tim Culhane
Coca-Cola Refreshments Inc.

"Advise HR the position is open yet again."

Elise Sanders
Geokinetics Inc.

"Not what I expected when he said ‘This lever represents Q1 performance.'"

David Brossette
Honeywell Scanning & Mobility

"Looks like her forecasting skills have experienced a drop in demand."

R. Wyke Thornhill
RALPH LAUREN

"Is it too late to bring the rest of the S&OP team in here?"

Jeremy Cronin
Philips

"Survey says… forecast not good!"

Perry Lucas
Ferguson Enterprises

"Well Charlie, congratulations on your promotion. Take the seat."

Paul Niederle
Nestlé Waters North America Inc.

"All that safety stock softens the landing."

Michael Gregorski
Medtronic, Inc.

"We actually consider that a form of demand lever."

Teo Smith
Lego

"She beat the consensus forecast. We thought she'd be let go last month."

Steven Wilson

"We're now officially out of demand planners."

Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic

"That is a heck of a way to be sent to check on the numbers again!"

Fred Koeck
Derby Supply Chain Solutions