Other Great Entries:
"Try taking the labor standards in the LMS to unprecedented levels."
"We can really reduce of our transportation budget if we just stop shipping."
"It's such a bummer that channel stuffing went out of vogue."
"We could try actually using the planning software we bought a few years ago."
"I don't suppose shredding all the supplier invoices would be an option?"
Peter Moore, President
"Just what exactly does he mean by ‘our numbers?'"
"Summon in the usual carriers."
Ft. Wayne, IN
"Run the results through MiniTab, then make a Powerpoint slide saying it shows we hit our target, no one understands statistics anyways."
"If we shut down production, we'll hit our inventory target."
"Whew! For a minute I thought it said BOGUS numbers."
Jeff W. Gilbert