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"We are making progress - at least the forecast for forecast accuracy is spot on."
"Isn't that crystal ball we gave you working?"
Toys R' Us
"Can we move beyond this touchy-feely stuff?"
"The Magic 8 ball is really broken."
"What if we just rotated the chart by 90 degrees?"
"If you average it out we are spot on."
"There's a sort of synchronicity here, if you think about it."
"We just need to divide by pi."
"The new 8-Ball app simply doesn't work as well as the real thing."
Michael B. Huss
"Just stop inviting marketing to the consensus meeting."
"Forecast accuracy improves in direct correlation to its distance from usefulness."
Gold & Domas Research
"He doesn't understand the universal forecast theory – either you're lucky or you're wrong."
Sue B. Brittain
"So, you're saying we are going to need to short some orders?"
"Don't blame yourselves. Sales is moving the wrong stuff."