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"We haven't understood one damn report yet."
"But have you seen the size of the analyst?"
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"We just use an iPad for the small data."
Kenneth B. Ackerman
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"It looks powerful , but it's still running Windows XP."
"Round up the Team - I'm gonna need some help with the USB drive."
M.J. (Mike) Wigglesworth
"My mistake - I told the sales rep to "Super-Size" it."
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"Good luck trying to move this baby to the cloud!"
"I'll wait for the iPhone app."
"Unfortunately no one knows where the really big keyboard went."