Special Warehouse Management System Consultant Entries
"So, how many WMS consultants do you need to screw in the new system?"
"Do you want to borrow my WMS to English Dictionary?" (This was almost a winner.)
Schneider & Associates
"I hope we own the source code."
"It's said to be harder than Quantum Physics."
"It was easier to understand when it was all custom code."
Other Great Entries:
"I don't have the heart to tell him that is only volume 1 of 10."
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"I knew we should have bought the installation package."
"WMS also stands for 'Where Migraines Start.'"
"The hard work was selecting Acme, what's his problem?"
Automated Movement and Identification Solutions
"Johnson cracks that manual open every now and again and then closes it right back up."
"We were told it was plug and play."
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
"He's been sitting like that for seven months."
"Order a copy of 'WMS for Dummies' immediately."
Jorge Barnett Lawton
"Where is the EASY button?"
American Woodmark Corporation
"How much are we paying for this consultant anyway?"
"Let's just use the demo config."
Industrial Product Company