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"Sorry, I thought you meant using the software, not an actual crystal ball."
Jorge Barnett Lawton
"I forecasted that you'll be impressed with my interview. I plan to start Monday."
Marly Hazen McQuillen
"Based on my data, you should have hired me in March."
UPS Supply Chain Solutions
"I'm trying to understand how your husband's demand for spaghetti every Friday night relates to the position?"
IBM Global Technology Services
"Your background as a Meteorologist makes you uniquely qualified."
LyondellBasell - Supply Chain-Americas
"I like it when the software just figures it out."
"When all else fails, I use a Ouija board."
James R. McKinney
"So how do you feel about always being wrong?"
IFS North America
"Sometimes I can, you know, just feel it, really just feel it. It's a gift."
"Frankly, we can't forecast how many Demand Planners we're going to need."
"Due to recent cutbacks, I'm afraid that you must provide your own crystal ball."
"What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?"
Daniel R. McBride
"Let's start the interview by having you answer the questions before I ask them."