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I think Frank has encountered his own personal ‘fiscal cliff"!
"Would you be interested in sharing a position?"
"He just realized that was a decimal point, not a comma."
"They're sending him back for fork-lift training, just in case."
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"The only hope I see is the ‘outsource to the customer' trick."
"With the cutbacks, he's now just VP of Supply."
Sanchez Powell Enterprises LLC
"We're going to need to find a lot more backhauls."
"Has engineering made any progress on the transporter project?"
John C. Reeder
"They cut the funding for the person who adds the animation to his PowerPoints."
"It finally happened. With all the cost cutting, he now has to pay to work here."
Fuji Xerox Australia Pty Limited
"So do you want to cancel the Supply Chain motivational meeting or should I?"
"Maybe the cuts this year are starting from the top."