Other Great Entries:
"We simply have no strategy for slow movers."
"Looks like more inventory is destined for the Island of Misfit Toys."
"The good news though is that the elf workshop is producing at 100% capacity!"
The Hackett Group
"Looks like the Big Man is not impressed with Big Data!"
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"Santa needs to explain again why we are still a "brick and mortar" business."
"Maybe we need to change our product line."
"We need to help Santa deliver the toys in a more linear fashion."
Lewis D. Adams
Parker Hannifin Corporation
"I want to know how the Easter Bunny does it."
"We need to stop using "average weekly sales" when we have such a large seasonal peak."
"I told the big guy he needed to consider all the secondary impacts before he outsourced our toy making to China."
"Amazon is kicking our butt… and now they have those creepy Kiva elves."
Lowe's Companies, Inc.
"And on top of that. I think he knows about me and Mrs. Claus."
"As you can see by the chart we are successfully learning to do less with more."