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“I warned you about programming it to do FIFO. It just picked the oldest thing it could find.”
“One headcount removed…check.”
"Sorry, can't stop the Picking process.”
“I tell you, there is no off button. “
“My mobile app just sent me a message that the robot does not have packing instructions for you!”
“And you said the Distribution staff never gets a raise…”
O’Byrne Distribution Centers, Inc.
“Put the Salesman down, please.”
“It is a SEMI-automated palletizer – grab the box!”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you’re too wide.”
“I told you the robot doesn’t have a sense of humor.”
“Well, the manufacturer did guarantee the device would flag any defects on the line.”
“That’s not right! I programmed it to give you a wedgey.”
“Just be happy you weren't lying on your back!"