Other Excellent Entries
"This is how we thin the supply chain herd every year - the impossible objectives."
“He’s upset because the Mayan calendar doesn’t end until December 2012.”
“He’s not even close to completing his objectives for 2011.”
Agilent Technologies, Inc
“Unfortunately, his goal is to outsource himself in 2012."
Neighborhood Housing Services
"Don’t get too upset, Ralph. They’ll change by Valentine’s Day anyway."
PLS Logistics Services
"Hey Ralph, big changes for 2012, HUH?"
"I don't feel sorry for him - after all, he wrote that document himself!"
"Looks like Mr. Stirdley just completed his latest dramatic masterpiece."
"You aren’t Ralph? Well…this is awkward."
“If he is crying about my objectives, I wonder how he will react to yours?”
Abbot Medical Optics
"Man up, Ralph. I hammered lots of other much worse.”
"Are you afraid to go back to your office too?"