Other Really Goods Ones:
"Will they ever learn that 'Not a problem' is not an answer?"
John M. Hill
"I better change my Implementation Timeline slide."
“It’s starting to get pretty crowded down in that hole.”
General Mills, Inc.
"Looks like they need someone who could have forecasted that."
“I told him not to mention the price first!”
James R. Stock
University of South Florida
"Now that’s dynamic slotting!"
"He models himself after Judge Roy Bean."
"Ours is simple. Just plug and plaaaaaaayyyyyyyy..."
"He mentioned something about being the one that implemented the order management system for Foxmeyer Drug"
Nice Pak Products'
Editor's Note: This refers to a major supply chain software disaster that led Foxmeyer, a large drug wholesaler, to go out of business in the mid-1990s.
“It's endurance testing to ensure they can last until go-live.”
Joanne Gorski, CFPIM, CSCP
Fox Valley Technical College
"I'm hoping it just wasn't a good fit."
"He said "synergy" one too many times."
"What did he say their price was?"
Dwayne A Wildhagen C.P.I.M.
Springs Window Fashions LLC
“Okay, okay, we’ll do it for freeeeeeeeeeee…”
Chris L. Attardo
"He forgot to say “Yes” to the last question."
Kraft Foods Europe
“That’s what he gets for asking what the requirements are.”
Hugh D Kinney
The Progress Group
Universal Water Solutions
Otto Bock HealthCare
"I'm thinking I should have actually read the RFP."
"I’m glad I didn’t wear a skirt."