Other Really Goods Ones:
“Maybe switching the data labels on Sally’s presentation wasn’t such a funny idea after all.”
"Any chance we can blame this on rare earth costs?"
"We must be doing really well. Look at how much more we buy vs. our competition!"
Remember last year when you said we can't afford to pay the transportation anymore so we're gonna let the suppliers pay for it.......
"Let’s just procure everything from them and rework in our name."
"At least we're #1 at something."
"Another Inconvenient Truth."
Lori A. Kesten
"I wonder where Doug procured that pink shirt?
"Is this one of those times when more is not better?"
"They say they’re sourcing from Burkina Faso! Where the hell is that?"
Note: we had to look it up too.
“It’s related to all of those field purchases from some guy named Wile E. Coyote”
Jack Bradley, CITT. P.MM
“Phil’s mad because when he first saw the charts, he thought this was going to be a SALES meeting!”
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.