Other Good Ones:
"Ironically, there's a pile of these things cluttering up my office."
(Close second place!)
"Flip it over. Maybe the other side is in English."
Trinity Customized Logistics
"It’s all Greek to me, too, but they assured me this is the English version."
"The Boss said we have to read this thing, and take a multiple choice test - whoever scores highest gets to keep his job."
Michael R. Albert
“I personally plan on achieving seven sigma.”
"I looked up the term "bottleneck" in this report's glossary and found my picture! But when I looked up the term "inefficient", I found YOUR picture."
Booz Allen Hamilton
"One word: Ninjas."
Marly M. C. Hazen
“Talk fast, quote Vince Lombardi, Ronald Reagan and Deepak Chopra, and whatever you do, don’t ask for questions."
"Perfect. Now we can level the table in the break room."
First Quality Products
“Is this in the last installment of ‘Harry Potter’?”
"Oh, THIS ought to be interesting!"
"Now we have a manual and procedure to inform us we can't do it."
"No thanks. I already saw a Toyota commercial today."
"Mike, this book is full of typos."
Graybar Corporate Purchasing
"No, Herb, it’s not talking about you…it’s a different ‘Herbie’."
(Note: This is also very witty.)
The Boss attended a seminar last week, so just read it ok?"
Kevin R. Clark