Other Good Entries
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(A close second place)
“There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault! It wasn’t my fault!”
(Great Animal House movie reference, for those who don’t recognize it)
(Another close second place)
“Please, please - there are just a few of our kind left!”
“It’s like this - my dispatcher figured since your vinegar shipment filled only half the truck he could combine it with a baking soda delivery…”
“My capacity commitment includes volume begging and pleading.”
“I know you really love your ’57 T-bird…so can you please help me get my truck off of it?”
“It’s tough times for all of us – but can you please remove the parking meters at the loading docks?”
“Ok, let’s say we haul the freight for free plus give you an annual rebate?"
“Piggyback, Fishyback, Birdyback, Intermodal – we do it all.”
ITT Force Protection Systems
"If you don't have any freight moving, how about I bring you your groceries or dry cleaning?"
“Please Mr. Wilson - not the Albany to Saskatoon route again!”
“Please reconsider professor… If my boss finds out that I flunked a logistics class I’m though!”
Department of Supply Chain Management
Michigan State University
“It's not my fault! My dog ate the RFID tag!”