Other Great Captions
"Consulting the spirit world has actually proven more reliable than consulting the sales force."
PLS Logistics Services
"They fall asleep waiting for the right numbers to pop into their heads."
Gavin Du Plessis
"This is what they call ‘the Collaborative Sales Forecast.'"
"I'd go to HR to complain but since they started chanting the accuracy of the forecasts has gotten so much better."
"I didn't even know there was a patron saint of forecasting."
"When do we tell them it is data science, not a data séance?"
"Our forecasting improves when they bring the Ouija board."
"Let management know that our forecasting is humming along,"
"Last quarter I suggested they use the exponential smoothing forecasting technique... Clearly, they are checking their work."
"Summoning the forecasting gods again. Maybe it will work this time.
Texas Christian University
"I see Paris, I see France, I seef orecasting in a trance."
Johnson & Johnson
"Someone hid their crystal ball in a closet and they've been using more orthodox practices since then."
"I asked the team to work hand-in-hand with each other to improve the forecast."
Diego A. De la Garza
Source One Management Services
"They finally are agreeing on something!"
"Well, looks like they resorted to the prayer circle again."
"Since topped using our ERP software and replaced it with this process, we've seen a 38% improvement in our forecast accuracy. Who would have predicted that?"
Dwight Boehm, P.Log
"It seems we are using a top-down forecasting approach this month."
"Maybe they'll get it right for a change."
Hampton Products International Corp.
"The Forecast is with us."
Berry Plastics Corporation
"That is the new Delphi method, we call it ‘praying for divine intervention.'"
University of Wisconsin
"They were told to put their forecast in the Cloud."
Madhav Durbha, Ph.D.
"It's an experimental process."
"We added a new feature – Mindfulness."
"Not sure if they're hoping for Devine intervention, or they hit the half-price drink special at lunch."
DBK Concepts, Inc.