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"Every day for five years: Free soda in the breakroom."
"One guy suggested he could improve on-time delivery performance if we gave him an Apple Watch."
"You would think that since we haven't implemented a single one that would eventually deter additional submissions."
Des Plains, IL
"We use the speed they move to make these silly suggestions as the baseline for the engineered pick standards."
Coca-Cola Refreshments Inc.
"He wants to have a forklift rodeo in the warehouse using obsolete inventory for door prizes."
Deanna K. Peters
"He thinks the pick path logic could be improved, but it's too deep for us to understand."
"Everyone hates the WMS."
"Doesn't he work over at the Acme distribution center next door?"
Step Supply Chain
"They are so cute at this stage…."
PLS Logistics Services
"Management had us start a suggestion box so we can ignore requests indirectly rather than face to face"
"That's a shame. I really liked Bill."
"The most popular requests are for game boxes and recliners in the lunch room."
Packaging Corporation of America
"Must be the new guy."