Other Great Entries:
"I added battery changer as a skill on my resume."
"One if by land, two if by air?"
Advanced Equipment Co.
"The autonomous delivery truck dropped the all off."
"I’d make them contractor employees."
Johnson & Johnson
"I thought it was the start of a good joke when you said a robot, a drone and a 3D printer were in the recruiting room."
"OK Google, run my supply chain."
"They say starting salaries are way down, and no signing bonuses."
"MIT certainly produces some top graduates."
"Are any one of you the fax machine?"
"You say they graduated from Georgia Tech?"
John M. Hill
The St. Onge Company
"We have to check the EEOC rules on this before they can start."
Jeff W. Gilbert
"The staff restaurant has just added batteries to the menu."
"Every time Amazon has a reduction in force, they come here."
"I gotta learn how to operate this stuff!"
Procter & Gamble
"Do we have any qualified candidates that can push the on buttons?"
St. Lawrence College
"Somehow we have to get new company shirts for these guys."
"Looks like we need to shift some budget dollars from training and healthcare to maintenance and repair this year."