Other Great Captions
"No one internally is dumb enough to apply."
"I was going to apply, but there's a great opening for junior clerk in accounting…"
Hall's Warehouse Corp.
"Looks like HR is adopting our perpetual inventory model."
"There is a higher turnover in the position than on inventory."
Jorge A. Cuevas
"On the way our, the last guy was blaming the deep state."
King of Prussia, PA
"Our supply chain VP turns ratio is way up!"
Ronald A. May
"If we don't make the Gartner top 25, you're out the door."
"Our forecasting tools didn't predict a VP replacement this early."
Jeff W. Gilbert
"I guess filling the position with a robot didn't work out after all."
Spencer L. Felder
Kalman and Company, Inc.
"With freight rates and wages up, it's a great opportunity if you're a magician or ready to retire."
"HR didn't even take the sign down from last month after the last guy got hired."
"Maybe the next one should try waiting awhile for supply chain transformation."
"I understand HR is looking at former reality TV show stars now."
"So Earl Says to me, "What are they going to do, replace me with a machine?'"
NextShift Robotics, Inc