Other Great Captions
"If we could just switch some volume to delivery drones it would solve the problem."
"Do you think the suppliers would agree to put DCs next to the North Pole for JIT fulfillment?"
Wayne Fonville, CSCP
"I'll take nagging Supply Chain stuff for $200, Alex."
"The only answer is outsourcing and contract manufacturing."
Edith Minczinger Gordon
"Package thieves have hacked into the Reindeer and Sleigh transportation routes."
"So is it my fault the "Naughty List" went way up over forecast this year?"
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
"Santa, at some point we will have to bring in the consultants."
"We could improve the forecasts if we automate the Naughty/Nice list by mining the kids' social media posts!"
"What we need is more of a hub and spoke type network."
"It was so much easier to plan when all the kids wanted was a pet rock!"
Michael A. Massetti
Gartner for Chief Supply Chain Officers
"Luckily, all the children that implemented OTIF penalty programs this year are on the naughty list."
"The Big Guy says he wants to add cookies and milk to every BOM."
"Let's add the reindeer joining the Teamsters issue."
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"I don't think we have enough magic dust to solve all these issues."
Henry Canitz (Hank)
"Isn't that the same list you had twenty years ago?"
David J (Joe) Armstrong
Inventory Curve, LLC
"Luckily, we still don't need FedEx or USP."
Derby Supply Chain Solutions
"I would add Grandma got run over by a reindeer."