Other Great Captions
"Now the three of them fight it out in a cage match to divvy up the total number."
Alex DeMint
Reno, NV
"It's a new set of three VPs every year."
Sally Miller
Tyler, TX
"Standard VP response… I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of splitters under those fingernails!"
Wil Biscardi
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"Looks like we won't hit our target for savings on aspirin this year, either."
Scott M. Van Ness
University of Colorado Colorado Springs
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil… The three wise monkeys."
Steven C. Faber
Gerdau Special Steel
"We're almost certain they just take a practical number and multiply it by three."
Stacy Harrison
Warren, MI
"How can they possibly set a goal for negative inventory?"
Sherrod Parks
Oak Park, IL
"Is he going to draw the cash vs. cost curve differently this year?"
Doug Meyer
3M
"I wonder how long it will take them to figure out this "Journey to Lean" means their services are no longer required. "
Dwight Boehm
Canada
"They go through this handwringing every year, when they've already sand bagged their numbers."
Mathew Godlewski
Arrow
"The CFO is manifestly psychotic, and enjoys inducing pain."
Samuel Smyth
Manchester, UK
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