Other Great Captions
"Now the three of them fight it out in a cage match to divvy up the total number."
"It's a new set of three VPs every year."
"Standard VP response… I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of splitters under those fingernails!"
HALL'S WAREHOUSE CORP.
"Looks like we won't hit our target for savings on aspirin this year, either."
Scott M. Van Ness
University of Colorado Colorado Springs
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil… The three wise monkeys."
Steven C. Faber
Gerdau Special Steel
"We're almost certain they just take a practical number and multiply it by three."
"How can they possibly set a goal for negative inventory?"
Oak Park, IL
"Is he going to draw the cash vs. cost curve differently this year?"
"I wonder how long it will take them to figure out this "Journey to Lean" means their services are no longer required. "
"They go through this handwringing every year, when they've already sand bagged their numbers."
"The CFO is manifestly psychotic, and enjoys inducing pain."