Other Great Entries:
"Did anyone mention we use a metal detector for loss prevention?"
"Don't think this candidate will fit our EEOC diversity targets, do you?"
Deanna K. Peters CPIM, CSCP
"I understand that his brother is the hiring manager."
"I understand it aced the oral interview."
"It wants to know if he will be eligible for incentive pay based on productivity."
"What's his resume say about his previous experience?"
Jeff W. Gilbert
"He says the recruiting agent told him to dress appropriately for the interview!"
"What do you mean you won't work weekends?"
"How do we handle the drug test samples?"
"I know the job posting said, 'automation experience preferred,' but this is not what I expected."
"I heard HR wants to offer him a signing bonus."
Hanna, Zappa and Polz
"I guess the charging cord determines whether it is male or female?"
Advanced Equipment Co.
"It's only been here a week and it wants overtime"