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"First we need to segment our customers by who's naughty and who's nice."

Ross Corthell
Packaging Corporation of America

"We've talked about this for years and nothing ever changes!"

Anonymous
Washington DC

"If we could just get the kids to all just want the same thing.…"

Fred Koeck
Derby Supply Chain Solutions

"We're going to be replaced by robots, aren't we?"

Nanaz Sarafian Lobe
Merck

"Rudolf says we could save a fortune using intermodal."

Steve Parr
Mondelez Europe Services

"Rudolph may be replaced by a glow in the dark drone."

Robert E. Surdan
Integra

"I propose we relocate our central DC from the North Pole to uh.... Anywhere else!"

Steven A. Mihalik
Whirlpool

"If we can negotiate down our dim factor I think we could retire the reindeer and go parcel."

Bill Koch
Blain Supply Inc.

"I suggest we relocate to Memphis."

John Reichert
TECSYS

"Lower the standard for naughty and raise it for nice."

Patrick Johnson
Michael Foods

"The losses on manufacturing changeovers are killing us."

David M. Hovey
Hostess Brands

"We should switch from air to ocean."

Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International

"We've been trying to convince Santa to switch to a more dynamic routing system from fixed path."

Mike Albert
OHL

"We can regionalize manufacturing and ensure gifts are better alignment with regional demand."

Wayne N. Miller
Caterpillar

"This was way harder at my last job where no one knew how to use magic."

Noah Sferra
Demand Solutions

"I heard rumors they might bring in a 3rd Party"

Gary La Point
Syracuse University

"Watch what you say - my idea put me on the island of misfit toys last year."

Sue B. Brittain
Graybar

"The network model says we actually need 17,241 Santas."

David K. Schneider
David K Schneider & Company, LLC

"Doesn't ring a bell."

Dale Stout
Colorado Springs, CO