Other Great Entries:
"First we need to segment our customers by who's naughty and who's nice."
Packaging Corporation of America
"We've talked about this for years and nothing ever changes!"
"If we could just get the kids to all just want the same thing.…"
Derby Supply Chain Solutions
"We're going to be replaced by robots, aren't we?"
Nanaz Sarafian Lobe
"Rudolf says we could save a fortune using intermodal."
Mondelez Europe Services
"Rudolph may be replaced by a glow in the dark drone."
Robert E. Surdan
"I propose we relocate our central DC from the North Pole to uh.... Anywhere else!"
Steven A. Mihalik
"If we can negotiate down our dim factor I think we could retire the reindeer and go parcel."
Blain Supply Inc.
"I suggest we relocate to Memphis."
"Lower the standard for naughty and raise it for nice."
"The losses on manufacturing changeovers are killing us."
David M. Hovey
"We should switch from air to ocean."
"We've been trying to convince Santa to switch to a more dynamic routing system from fixed path."
"We can regionalize manufacturing and ensure gifts are better alignment with regional demand."
Wayne N. Miller
"This was way harder at my last job where no one knew how to use magic."
"I heard rumors they might bring in a 3rd Party"
Gary La Point
"Watch what you say - my idea put me on the island of misfit toys last year."
Sue B. Brittain
"The network model says we actually need 17,241 Santas."
David K. Schneider
David K Schneider & Company, LLC
"Doesn't ring a bell."
Colorado Springs, CO