Other Great Entries:
"Try taking the labor standards in the LMS to unprecedented levels."
Ron Rollins
Austin, TX
"We can really reduce of our transportation budget if we just stop shipping."
Anand Soni
Menlo Logistics
"It's such a bummer that channel stuffing went out of vogue."
Erin Gebhardt
Parts Unknown
"We could try actually using the planning software we bought a few years ago."
Derek Altenburg
ConAgra Foods
"I don't suppose shredding all the supplier invoices would be an option?"
Peter Moore, President
SurfTrans LLC
"Just what exactly does he mean by ‘our numbers?'"
Jeff Joyce
Caravan Ingredients
"Summon in the usual carriers."
Mary Cartright
Ft. Wayne, IN
"Run the results through MiniTab, then make a Powerpoint slide saying it shows we hit our target, no one understands statistics anyways."
Tim Culhane
Coca-Cola Refreshments
"If we shut down production, we'll hit our inventory target."
Andreas Werner
Boart Longyear
"Whew! For a minute I thought it said BOGUS numbers."
Jeff W. Gilbert
Hallmark
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